Pappu Apne Pita Ji Se Kar Ke Liye Zid Kar Raha Tha Santa Gusse Se "Kar Ka Kya Karega Bhagwan Ne Do Tage Kis Liye Di Hain?" Pappu: Brak Aur Ras Dabane Ke Liye
Banta: Filmi Jindagi Aur Asal Jindagi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Film Men Bahut Mushkilon Ke Bad Shadi Hoti Hai Aur Asal Jindagi Men Shadi Ke Baad Bahut Mushkil Hoti Hai
Santa Banta Tang Siddhiyon Men Ek Dusare Ke Samne Ad Gae Banta: Main Murkh Ke Liye Rasta Nahin Chhodta Santa (Pichhe Hatkar): Lekin Main Chhod Deta Hu!
Santa Langadata Hua Ja Raha Tha Aur Usake Kapade Fate Hue The Banta Ne Pucha: Kya Hua Bhai? Yah Halat Kaise Hui Tumhari? Santa: Kya Bataun Yaar Bivi Ko Mujhe Pitwane Ki Na Tarkib Sujhi Thi! Banta: Kaisi Tarkib? Santa: Bivi Ne Mujhe Jhadu Kharidne Bheja Tha Vapas A Raha Tha To Bijepi Karyakartaon Ne Mujhe 'Aap' Ka Karyakarta Samajh Liya!
Santa: Beta Aaj Tumne Kaun Sa Nek Kam Kiya? Pappu: Ek Aadmi Bas Ke Pichhe Daud Raha Tha Maine Uske Pichhe Apna Kutta Chhod Diya Kutte Ke Dar Se Vah Aur Tej Dauda Aur Bas Men Chad Gaya